masoos Na Kar Gusa Kar By Gunahgar Saab

gulabi choot wali bhan ke bhai:-*i took u to the zoo and the zookeeper
said 'thanks for bringing him back':d
teri maa ki choot bohat kaali hay:-*wen u were born ur mama said'What a treasure' 
And your dad said'lets go bury it=))
bewkoof maa ki olad:-*ur mother told u to go buy a color television 
and you asked“What color?=))
abay jahil maa ki olad:-*wen u got a haircut u put a band aid on it:-p

abay jahil kutti ki nasal:-*u threw a quarter and thought
the eagle on it would fly:))
abay matric fail jahil:-*u looked in a bowl of cheerios and said'O LOOK,
DONUT SEEDS:))
abay matric fail maa ki olad:-*u stuck a battery up ur butt and said“
I got the power”:-&
abay zahil baap ki olad:-*u thought a quarterback was a refund:d

abay matric fail zahil maa ki olad:-*she so stupid and need 
a recipe to boil water=))
abay gandu:-*ur so stupid u looked in the mirror and said“Who's that”=))

abay taxi ke bache:-*ur so stupid u got caught drunk driving
at the bumper cars=))
bewkoof zahil insan:-*ur so stupid dat wen ur crack was stolen 
u reported it to the police:d
abay matric fail zahil:-*u asked the pharmascist how they get 

abay matric fail zahil:dur so stupid that you think'harass' is two words:-p
little prescription bottles into the typewriters:d
abay gandu:-*u cud hanglide on a dorito:d

chote mamo wali bhan ke bhai:-*you could play racquetball on
ur sister's breast:-x
bhikari ki olad:-pyesterday i saw ur mother moving a trashcan
from one street to another:-p
i asked wat was she doing n she said'i m moving my house to another 
place its too noisy out there=))
sexy bhan ke bhai:ddat she use dental floss as toilet paper:-*

4 feet ki maa ke bache:-*ur mother cud sit on a dime and swing her legs:d

kisi bhikari ki olad:-pu had to fart in ur pocket to make as"cent":-p

OYE bhikari:-pthe only time u go to the grocery store is for free samples:-p

kisi fakeer ke bache:-pur always talking about the time
u almost ate at a restaurant:d
moti gaand wali maa ke bache:-*she rented a 250 foot long limo sat in 
the back and squished the poor driver=))
moti gaand wali bhan ke bhai:-xmountain climbers climb the Himalayas for
abay moti gaand wali bhan ke bhai:-*ur sister bleed chocolate milk:-*

abay moti gaand wali ma ake bache:-*she take up three pages of ur family tree:-p

moti gaand wali bhan ke bhai:dwen she step on the scales it says“
one person at a time please”:d
abay moti sexy gaand wali ma ake bache:-*she cud sell shade:))

moti gaand wali bhan ke bhai:-pwen she went to zoo,the hippos got jealous:-&

moti gaand wali bhan ke bhai:-pshe has more chins dan a Chinese phone book:-p

teri moti tangon wali bhan:-*use Interstate 95 as a slip and slide!

teri moti sexy tangon wali bhan:djust like a television even
n old man can turn her on:d
gandi choot wali bhan ke bhai:-pwen she take a shower she lose weight:-p

teri bhan bari bewkoof hay:-&she tried to commit suicide by jumping out
of the basement window:))fucked:-j
teri maa bari zahil hay:-pwen hse had a brainstorm it was just a drizzle:d

moti gaand wali bhan ke bhai:-*she need permit to roll over in bed:-p-

bewkoof matric fail :))u like school in the summertime: no class=))

OYE kaali choot wali maa ke bache:))ur mama put u next to a piece 
of crap and said"Twins":d
teri bhan:-*looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze=))

teri bhan ki gaand maron:-xlast time she got ass was when
her toiletpaper broke:-p
abay matric fail zahil insan:-*wen u send a FAX u put a stamp on it:-p

abay matric fail zahil:du thought 401K was ur mom's bra size=))


**==masoos Na Kar Gusa Kar:))=)) 
**==kis kuti rundi day Bhay Ab Kar Masoos#-o Na KaroooOoo:))=))
ap ki baji jaan dy khwaboon main roz ja ja kar us ko lun maroon 
 to ap ko kaisa lagay ga=))

:))=)):)) Chal Bohat Hoa :))=)):))

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